Express, what are you thinking?

So, a couple of weeks ago, my BFF Zazu Pitts and I went to Short Pump mall to check out Fall fashions in the RIC.



Well, I was not planning on walking into a Lindsay-Lohan-esque nightmare of a fashion disaster at Express!



Gracious, are there any words to express how bad this stuff is?




Google Peggy Bundy from Married with Children, perhaps.