Wednesday, October 22, 2008

HAHA

I love Gawker. I read it throughout the work day because I can always find something to crack me up. I <3 to death their "Reviews" of The Hills and Gossip Girl episodes. I also enjoy the Open Caption feature, which I recently showed to my BFF Ray Ney who found it equally as amusing as I did.

Examples:

From entry titled: Gossip Girl: No Nookie for Blair and Chuckles:
"[. . . ] Lest I forget, Dan and Nate fell more and more in love. At first Nate was angry that Dan knew about the pauperdom, but then he came over for chili and Dan took him in his big strong arms and petted his soft, Leeza Gibbons-y highlighted hair, and all was right with the world. Little Jenny fluttered around like a bird in a Disney movie and Pa Humphrey, kindly old King Triton that he is, sang a low song while the boys danced together, fumbling—like fawns, or Lt. Dan, on new legs—ever closer toward ecstasy. [. . . ]"



Example 2:

Caption: "And you are saying I was married to this Thorton character?"



Example 3:
Caption: "Wind-Up Toy Walks Ceaselessly Into Wall"



Hysterically ridiculous, I know...! ha

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